Check your email.
Me, via text: I’m s’posed ta tell you that Josh emailed you.
Matthew: Ok. If it was yesterday that he emailed me, then I’ve already rocked that shit.
Me: Aw hellz yeah. I figured I didn’t need to tell you to check your email, you being a with-it dude in 2011, but Josh asked.
Matthew: No problem! It’s just this silly election business - they’re very specific.
Me: Psh, it’s like it affects the nation’s leadership or something. CHILL OUT, amirite?
Matthew: No kidding! I mean, the freemasons have had this thing planned for months!